Niece: i ate some of that food wrapped in the white paper
Me: I know you didn't eat my chipotle... That I licked all over
Niece: no! I would never eat off of you
Me: what.... why not lol..
Niece: I just.. Do.. Not know.
Me: loll

So now I see that Iggy azalea doesn’t have an ass. Her hips just wide. Thanks j lo, who looks like someone grandma. Goodness that video was a struggle.

Amorous.

perlexnoire:

I have a lot of Ferguson/other social issues stuff queued for a reason…So it still shows up on your dash later when you’ve started forgetting it. I have not.

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